Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite wine?A: “Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!”
|Ornaments would be priced slightly higher, but would hang on the tree remarkably quickly. Also the colors of the ornaments would be prettier than most all the others. Options would be available for ‘equalization’ of color combinations on the tree.
FRED MONSTER: My sister must be twenty. I counted the rings under her eyes. BERT MONSTER: That’s nothing. My sister’s tongue is so long, she can lick an envelope after she’s posted it.
A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father. She stands directly next to the barber chair, while her dad gets his haircut, eating her snack cake. The barber says to her, “Sweetheart, you’re gonna get hair on your Twinkie.” She says, “I know. I’m gonna get boobs
What did the baby chick say to his mummy when she laid an Orange?” Look what Marma-Lade!! “
Q: Why don’t blondes in San Francisco wear short black mini skirts?A: Cause their balls show!
|It would do everything the Microsoft ornaments do, but years earlier, and with a smaller mouse (not stirring of course).