Be nice to your kids… they will pick out your nursing home someday!
Q: Why do blondes wear underwear?A: They make good ankle warmers.
|Wait a minute? Isn’t IBM running this Christmas..?
How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?The bushes are darker than the rest of the yard.
FRED: Your monster was making a terrible noise last night. BERT: Yes – ever since he ate Madonna, he thinks he can sing.
Scott finally got his girlfriend into bed, and things were going hot and heavy. “Slow down, baby,” she said. “Foreplay is an art.” “You better get your canvas ready soon,” he panted, “because I’m about to spill my paint!”
So these three people are hiking in a forest, and all of a sudden these headhunters catch them and bring the hikers to the head headhunter.The head headhunter says “If you want to live you must complete some tasks. First you must go into the forest, pick some fruits, and