FIRST MONSTER: I’m going to a party tonight. SECOND MONSTER: Oh, are you? FIRST MONSTER: Yes, I must go to the graveyard and dig out a few old friends.
Al Gore and the Clintons are flying on Air Force One. Bill looks at Al, chuckles and says, “You know, I could throw a $100.00 bill out the window right now and make one person very happy.” Al shrugs his stiff shoulders and says, “Well, I could throw ten $10.00
OK, so a man walks into a bar with a large box, the bar tender goes up to him and asks “whats in the box”.The man says “I’ll show ya’ if you get me a beer.” So of course the bar tender gets the man a beer, the man drinks
Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?A: She moved.
|”Baby’s First Ornament” would have a hand-crank that you turn to hang the thing on the tree.
This blond teenage dragged her boyfriend to the court on paternity issue.The lawyer asked, “How long are you having a sexual relationship?” “Years,I tell you years” she replied. ” Thats no answer, you have to specify howlong has he intimated with you.” “I don’t know exactly, its average, aboutsix inches”
A wife went in to see a therapist and said, “I’ve got a big problem, doctor.” “Every time we’re in bed and my husband climaxes, he lets out this earsplitting yell.” “My dear,” the doctor said, “that’s completely natural. I don’t see what the problem is.” “The problem is,” she