What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog?MMmmmm, tastes like chicken!
A blonde and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends:Brunette: Last night I had *three* orgasms in a row !!Blonde: That’s nothing; last night I had over hundred.Brunette: My god ! I had no idea he was that good.Blonde: (looking shocked) oh, you meant with one guy. . .
|Your ornaments would have a secret trap door that only the NSA could access in case they needed to monitor your tree for reasons of national security.
Why do seagulls live by the sea?Because if they lived by the bay, they would be called baygulls!(baygull-bagel. ha ha ha.)
Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?A: Because red means stop.
|The ornaments would be large perfectly smooth and seamless black cubes. Christmas morning there would be presents for everyone, but no one would know what they were. Their service department would have an unlisted phone number, and be located at the North Pole. Blueprints for ornaments would be highly classified
A blonde named Vikki decides she wants to try horseback riding one day. So Vikki mounts the horse, taps its butt, and the horse starts to take off at a reasonable speed. She is having fun, and decides she wants to go a little faster, so she kicks the horses