One blonde to another…Have you ever read Shakespeare?No. Who wrote it?
A retired four-star general ran into his former orderly, also retired, in a Manhattan bar and spent the rest of the evening persuading him to come work for him as his valet. “Your duties will be exactly the same as they were in the army,” the general said. “Nothing to
There were once 3 blondes on an island, but they couldn’t find a way off. But while searching, one of them tripped over what happened to be a magic lamp. Dusting it off, the genie came out.”I will grant you each a wish,” he said. “Why not,” thought the blondes.
A policeman pulled a blonde over after she’d been driving the wrong way on a one-way street.Cop: Do you know where you were going?Blonde: No, but wherever it is, it must be bad, cause all the people were leaving!
|They would market the Reverse Polish Ornament, which is put in your attic on the weekend after Thanksgiving, and placed out for viewing the day after the January Bowl Games.
A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain.”I would like to buy this TV,” she told the salesman.”Sorry we don’t sell to blondes,” he replied.She hurried home, dyed her hair, came back again and told thesalesman, “I would like to buy this TV.””Sorry we don’t sell
MRS MONSTER TO MR MONSTER: Try to be nice to my mother when she visits us this weekend, dear. Fall down when she hits you.