Q: What did the blonde customer say to the buxom waitress(reading her name tag)?A: “‘Debbie’. . . that’s cute. What did you name the other one?”
|The holiday would be cheap, small, quartz-crystal driven, and would let you take a licking and keep on shopping.
A blonde came running home to her mother, sobbing and hysterical.”What’s wrong?” her mum, (another blonde) asked.”My boyfriend’s just dropped me!” wailed the blonde.Her mother nodded wisely and started to tell her all about the birds and the bees.”No mum,” the blonde interrupted. “You don’t understand – I can fuck
A five year old boy and his grandfather are sitting on the front porch together, when grandpa pulls a beer out of a cooler. the little boy asked, “Grandpa, can I have a beer?” Grandpa replied, “Can your dick touch your ass?” The little boy answered no. Grandpa said “Then
Q: What sexual position do you use to make an ugly baby?A: Ask your parents.
Did you hear about the blonde who…had more on her body than on her mind?was called “Sanka” because she had no active ingredient in the bean?took an hour to cook Minute Rice?got into the taxi, and the driver kept the “Vacant” sign up?was an M. D. – Mentally Deficient?had a
|You would be able to hang over 64,000 ornaments on your tree (all identical) at the same time.