|They would immediately change the name to WatMas.
FIRST MONSTER: Am I late for dinner? SECOND MONSTER: Yes, everyone’s been eaten.
A couple was having some trouble, so they did the right thing and went to a marriage counselor. After a few visits, and a lot of questioning and listening, the counselor said that he had discovered the main problem. He stood up, went over to the woman, asked her to
Why did the condom fly across the road?-It was pissed off!!
Q: What does a blonde make best for dinner?A: Reservations.
|he staff would sell you ornaments, but not know anything about them or what they were for. Or you could buy parts to build your own tree.
A husband and wife are in bed watching “Who Wants to be a Millionaire”. The husband asks for sex. The wife says, “No.” > Her husband asks, “Is that your final answer?” > She responds, “Yes.” He says, “Then, I’d like to call a friend.”