Any argument that a man and woman are involved in, the woman gets the last word. Anything a man says afterwards is the beginning of a new argument.A man marries a woman, expecting she will never change, and she does. A woman marries a man expecting he WILL change, and
Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear?A: “Thanks for the refill!”
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car.Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that theblonde behind the wheel was knitting.The trooper cranked down his window and yelled to thedriver–“PULL OVER!””NO!” the blonde yelled back, “SCARF!”
FIRST MONSTER: I fancy eating the city of Hong Kong tonight. Care to join me? SECOND MONSTER: No thanks, I can’t stand Chinese food.
Two elderly Southern women are sitting on the veranda sipping lemonade and reminiscing about old times. One says to the other, “Darling, do you remember the minuet?” The other replies, “Sweetheart, I can’t even remember the ones I screwed!”
Person: Are you a democrat or a republican?Blonde: Oh, I’m an American.
Q: Why do blondes use tampons with extra long strings?A: So the crabs can go bungee-jumping.