Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?A: A dope ring.
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Little monster: Mom I’ve finished. Can I leave the table? Mommy monster: Yes, I’ll save it for your tea.
Two elderly ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke, when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking. The lady asked, “What’s that?” “A condom,” the other lady responded. “This way my
(This joke requires the use a small visual. I’ll describe the visualfirst, then as I tell the joke I’ll cue you when to use it) Visual: Stretch your arms straight out sideways with hands alsostretched wide open.Joke: Why did the blonde want to date Jesus? She heard he was (usevisual)
MONSTER MOTHER: How many times have I told you not to eat with your fingers? Use the spade like everyone else.
Two, old drunks in a bar. The first one says, “Ya know, when I was 30 and got a hard-on, I couldn’t bend it with either of my hands. By the time I was 40, I could bend it about 10 degrees if I tried really hard. “By the time