The night before her wedding, the bride-to-be talked with her mother. “Mom,” she said, “I want you to teach me how to make my new husband happy.” The mother took a deep breath and began, “When two people love, honor, and respect each other, love can be a very beautiful
How do crazy people get through the forest?They take the psycho path.
Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?A1: “What’s a lightbulb?”A2: One. She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.A3: Two. One to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to call, “Daaady!”
|The holiday season would cost $16 million but would be celebrated faster than any other holiday during the year.
A blonde walked into a doctor’s office with a hole in her hand. Thedoctor told her that he had to report all gunshot wounds, and this wasan obvious gunshot wound, so would she please explain how it happened?The blonde said, “Well, to be honest with you, I was trying to
Monster: Where do fleas go in winter? Werewolf: Search me!
A minister gave a talk to the Lions Club on sex. When he got home, he couldn’t tell his wife that he had spoken about sex, so he said he had discussed horseback riding with the members. A few days later, she ran into some men at the shopping center