A Soviet journalist walks into the hospital and tells the desk nurse, “I want to see the eye-ear doctor.” “There is no such doctor” she tells him. “Perhaps you would like to see someone else?” “No, I need to see an eye-ear doctor,” he says. “But there is no such
Before going to Europe on business, a man drove his Rolls Royce to a downtown NY City bank and went in to ask for an immediate loan of $5,000. The loan officer was quite taken a back, and requested collateral. “Well, then, here are the keys to my Rolls-Royce”, the
Q. Why did God give man a penis?A. So we’d have at least one way to shut a woman up!Q. What are the small bumps around a woman’s’ nipples for?A. Its Braille for “suck here.”Q. What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a pitbull?A. Lipstick.Q. Why do women
A young boy was visiting his grandfather’s farm whenone day he walks out behind the barn and sees hisgrandfather playing with himself.The boy says, “What are you doing grandpa, jacking off?”Grandpa replies, “No sonny, just jacking!”
A shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage, he finally goes over to her and asks tentatively. “Would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?” To which she responds by yelling,
This guy is selling three parrots. Another guy who wants to buy a parrot approaches him and asks, “How much are your parrots?” The salesman answers, “The first one is $1,000.” “What does he know?” “He knows 10,000 words and 500 sentences and is able to solve mathematical expressions.” “How
Several years ago, after having Japanese executives from the automotive industry tour a Ford Plant, they held a press conference in which one of the Japanese execs claimed that the American workers were slow and lazy.Not long after, a friend sent me a picture of a bumper sticker on a