A little boy and a little girl, on a beach, are arguing. Little boy says to the little girl, “I have a Nintendo!”Little girl says, “Oh yeah, well I have a Sega and a Nintendo!”Little boy says, “So, my dad’s a doctor!”Little girls says, “My dad’s an astronaut!”Back and forth
|MICROSOFT Bids to Acquire Catholic ChurchVATICAN CITY (AP) — In a joint press conference in St. Peter’s Square this morning, MICROSOFT Corp. and the Vatican announced that the Redmond software giant will acquire the Roman Catholic Church in exchange for an unspecified number of shares of MICROSOFT common stock. If
A drunken blonde goes into a bar. The bartender asks her what she would like, and she replies, “Gimme a beer.” The bartender then asks, “Anheuser-Busch?” To which she replies, “Fine thanks, and how’s your cock?”
A guy goes into a costume shop. He says, “I’m going to a costume party, I want to go as Adam.” The girl brings out a fig leaf. He says, “Not big enough.” She brings out a bigger one. He says, “Still not big enough.” She brings out a huge
It’s the day after Christmas and young Johnny rides his new bike up to a stop light where a policeman on his horse is waiting for the light to change.The policeman looks over at Johnny and says, “Got that bike for Christmas, sonny?”The youngster responds, proudly, “Ya, Santa brought it
Q: What’s the mating call of the blonde?A: “I’m *sooo* drunk!”Q: What is the mating call of the ugly blonde?A: (Screaming) “I said: I’m drunk!”
|Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God. God stood over Bill Gates and said, “Well Bill, I’m really confused on this one. It’s a tough decision; I’m not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell. After all, you helped society enormously by putting