How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?Three…one to mix the batter and two to squeeze the rabbit.
Mommy monster: Don’t eat that uranium. Little monster: Why not? Mommy monster: You’ll get atomic-ache.
A bus stops and this old lady gets off and complains to the driver: I was sexually harassed, and the driver thinks nothing of it; the bus comes to another stop and another old lady gets off and complains to the driver: I was sexually harassed and the driver thinks
Pat and Mike work at the Guinness Brewery, and one day there’s an accident.Pat calls Mike’s wife, Mary, and says: “Sure, and I hate to be tellin ya this, but there’s been an accident down at the Guinness.””Saints Preserve us,” says she, “is Mike alright?”Pat responds, “I’d like to tell
Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?A: In case she locks the keys in her car.
|Computer novices may feel like they’re alone these days, but some of the following calls to IBM’s help center show there are plenty of people out there who still are inching onto the information superhighway.After a caller gave a technician her PC’s serial number, he scanned a database of registered
Little monster: Mom, Mom, what’s for tea? Mother monster: Shut up and get back in the microwave.