Sources close to President Clinton say he is proposing a newnational anthem for the United States, “Yank my Dandy Doodle!”
Grow your own dope! Plant a blonde!
|Here are some basic descriptions of what may happen if airplanes had different operating systems running them.DOS: Everybody pushes it till it glides, then jumps on and lets it coast till it skids, then jumps off, pushes, jumps back on, etc.DOS with QEMM: Same as DOS, but with more leg
Three Blondes were driving to Disneyland. After being in the car for four hours they finally saw a sign that said “Disneyland — “Left”, so they turned around and went home.
Waiter on ocean liner: Would you like the menu, sir? Monster: No thanks, just bring me the passenger list.
They now have an Italian airline that flies out of Genoa. It’s called Genitalia.
Atlanta School BoardThe Atlanta School Board, feeling left out by the fuss over Ebonics, has decided to designate Southern slang, or “Hickphonics,” as a language to be taught in all Southern schools. Here are excerpts from the Hickphonics/English dictionary:HEIDI — noun. Greeting.HIRE YEW – Complete sentence. Remainder of greeting.Usage: “Heidi.