|1. Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face and scream “Oh my God! They’ve found me!” and bolt.2. Laugh uncontrollably for about 3 minutes & then suddenly stop and look suspiciously at everyone who looks at you.3. When your computer is turned off, complain
Did you hear about the monster who sent his picture to a lonely hearts club? They sent it back saying they weren’t that lonely!
There were these three little old ladies sitting on a park bench minding their own business when suddenly a flasher jumped in front of them and exposed himself…the first old lady had a stroke…the second old lady had a stroke…but sadly the third old lady couldn’t reach!!!
My wife’s gone to the West Indies.J’ya make’er?No, Barbados.
Dum and Dummer were roughing in a house when Dummer sees Dum throwing away half the nails.”Hold it!”, says Dummer.”Why are you throwing all those nails away?””Because.”, says Dum. “The heads are on the wrong end.””You dummy!”, replies Dummer.”Those are for the other side of the house!”
|10. Lower corner of screen has the words “Etch-a-sketch” on it.9. It’s celebrity spokesman is that “Hey Vern!” guy.8. In order to start it, you need some jumper cables and a friend’s car.7. It’s slogan is “Pentium: redefining mathematics”.6. The “quick reference” manual is 120 pages long.5. Whenever you turn
These two old men are in a nursing home. They’re talking and realize that it’s been years since they have had sex. So they sneak out and go to the closest whorehouse. Once inside they go to the Pimp and ask for the two best girls. The Pimp thought “I’m