An old man died and left his talking parrot to his nephew.Unfortunately, the old man’s language was not the cleanest, and it would seem that the parrot picked up on this. The nephew did not like this, and tried to break the parrot of its swearing habit. He tried everything.
How does a man take a bubble bath?He eats beans for dinner.Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?Because they don’t have testicles.Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?Breasts don’t have eyes.Why don’t men eat more M&M’s?They’re too hard to peel.What do you call a
|What if Dr. Seuss was a technical writer? Here are several examples of what he may write to help you resolve your computer problems.If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, And the bus is interrupted as a very last resort, And the address of the
A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm. She remembered what her dad had once told her. “If you ever get stuck in a snow storm, wait for a snow plow and follow it”.Pretty soon a snow plow came by, and she started to follow it. She
Q….OK, there’s a smart blonde, a brunette, and Santa Claus on top of the Empire State Building. If they all jump off at the same time, who will hit the ground first?A….The brunette, because the other two don’t exist!
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What aftershave do monsters wear? Brute.