The Top 15 Surprises in the Re-Mastered “Star Wars”15 New scene in which Chewbacca teaches Han Solo how to lick himself.14 He might not sound as fearsome as before, but that Primatene Mist of Darth Vader’s seems to have helped his breathing immensely.13 Added scene in which Tonya Harding whacks
|You kiss your girlfriend’s home page.A VRML virtual walk through a park is your idea of a good date.Your bookmark takes 15 minutes to scroll from top to bottom.Your eyeglasses have a web site burned in on them. All your daydreaming is preoccupied with getting a faster connection to the
On her way home the same blonde drove past another sign that said”CLEAN RESTROOMS 8 MILES”.By the time she drove eight miles, she had cleaned 43 restrooms.
Did you hear about the monster who had an extra pair of hands? Where did he keep them? In a handbag.mons
A man walks into a tattoo parlor and says he would like a $100 dollar bill on his dick. Well the tattoo artist laughs and says “I’ll do it for free if you can give me one good reason for it.” The guy thinks for a second and says. “Well
A white guy and a black guy died and were on their way up to Heaven and they had to stop at the Pearly Gates before they could enter. So the Angel Gabriel was there waiting for them, and he told them that they had to do something before they
“Darling,” she whispered after they had finished making love, “Will you still make love like that to me after we’re married ?”He considered this for a moment, and then replied, “I think so.I’ve always been especially fond of married women.”