A guy waiting at the bus stop wearing chains, leather jaket, and leather pants and his hair in long spikes each a different color. An old man at the bus stop looked and looked at the guy, finally, the guy said to the old man: “haven’t you ever done anything
Two gay men were partners for life and finally decided they wanted a child of their own. After weeks of consultation with Doctors and Psychiatrists the two decided to mix their sperm and implant it into a willing surrogate mother.Soon they learned that the procedure had worked and that the
|Why are there so many, users of Windows?Don’t people have any pride?Windows is useless, and designed by morons,and Windows had got DOS inside.But some don’t care and continue to use it.I know they’re wrong, wait and see.Someday we’ll see it, the Windows rejection,the users, and Bill Gates, and me.Who said
What about the blond guy whose wife gave birth to twins? He wanted to know who the other man was…
A monster walked into the council rent office with a $5 note stuck in one ear and a $10 note in the other. You see, he was $15 in arrears.
An elderly man visits his doctor. “Doctor, I would like you to examine me to see if I am sexually fit.” “Very well, let me see your sex organs, please.” The aged patient replied o.k. “And stuck out his index finger and his tongue.”
MACINTOSH stands for…Most Applications Crash, If Not, The Operating System Hangs.