|Shift to the left, shift to the right!Pop up, push down, byte, byte, byte!
Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger.Blonde#1: I can’t seem to get this door unlocked!Blonde#2: Well, you’d better hurry up and try harder, its starting to rain and the top is down!
A little old lady shaking violently as she walks in to the pharmacy asks the salesperson “do you sell vibrators”. Surprised by the request, the sales person says yes! The little old lady says: “Well, how do you turn the damn things off!”
A wife arriving home after a shopping trip, was horrified to find her husband in bed with a young, lovely thing. Just as she was about to storm out of the house, her husband stopped her with these words:”Before you leave, I want you to hear how this all came
|Compaq is considering changing the command “Press Any Key” because of the flood of calls asking where the “Any” key is. AST technical support had a called complaining that her mouse was hard to control with the dust cover on. The cover turned out to be the plastic bag the
This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub when the blonde said to her boyfriend,”Is it true that if you pull you finger out, I’ll sink?”
Did you hear about the monster with one eye at the back of his head, and one at the front? He was terribly moody because he couldn’t see eye to eye with himself.