ttle Johnny was in class and the teacher announced that they were going to try something different to help everyone get to know each other a little better, and to help with their spelling. She explained, “I want you to stand up and give us the occupation of your father,
*** COPIED FROM A NEWSGROUP POSTING ***(the male author was responding to a woman who accidentally walked into the men’s restroom):Please don’t feel bad. It wasn’t you entering the men’s washroom that caused that guy to pee on the guy next to him. Hell, we do that all the time.
This old man in his eighties got up and was putting on his coat.His wife said, “Where are you going ?”He said, “I’m going to the doctor.”And she said, “Why? Are you sick?””No,” he said. “I’m going to get me some of those new Viagra pills.”So his wife got up
A film crew was on location deep in the desert. One day an old Indian went up to the director and said, “Tomorrow rain.” The next day it rained. A week later, the Indian went up to the director and said, “Tomorrow storm.” The next day there was a hailstorm.
The Mafia was looking for a new man to make weekly collections from all the private businesses that they were ‘protecting’. Feeling the heat from the police force, they decided to use a deaf person for this job. If he were to get caught, he wouldn’t be able to communicate
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, “Would you like to dance?”The girl says, “I don’t like this song, but even if I did, I wouldn’t dance with you!”The guy says, “I’m sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those
Willy’s rolling down the hall of a retirement home actinglike he’s driving a car, an orderly turns the corner andasks Willy what he’s doing.Willy replies, “I’m going to Chicago for the weekend.”The orderly chuckles and enters Bob’s room to check on him.He catchs Bob pleasuring himself, when asked what he