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Mary Jane was walking on the beach one day and saw a shark swimming around a man. The man was screaming, “Help me! Help me!”Mary Jane laughed and laughed! She knew that the shark was never going tohelp that man!
Q: WHY ARE BLONDES LIKE PIANOS? A: When they aren’t upright, they’re grand.
Harry was delighted when he found a young woman who accepted his proposal of marriage as he was sensitive about his wooden leg and a bit afraid no one would have him. In fact, he couldn`t bring himself to tell his fiancee` about his leg when he slipped the ring
Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.”Why?” asks the father.”The teacher asked ‘How much is 2×3?’ I said ‘6’””But that’s right!””Then she asked me ‘How much is 3×2?’”His father asks, “What’s the fucking difference?”Johnny says, “That’s exactly what I said!”
|ORIGAMIArt of paper folding. In order to obtain a nice and effectiveness result, put the floppy in the disk drive after folding it several times in different directions. With a little luck, you should be able to get it jammed. Now, ask yourself. How can your disk get damaged if
There was a blonde and a brunette in a car. The brunette hears a siren behind them, so she asks the blonde if its lights are on. The blonde turns around and says “yes, no, yes, no…..”