Q: Why do blondes like tilt steering???? A: More head room
Whats the difference between Bill Clinton & J.F.K?One got his head blown off in the back of a limousine & the other got assasinated.
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he’s drinking it the monkey jumps around all over the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced limes and eats them, then jumps up on
|In the beginning, God created the Bit and the Byte. And from those he created the Word.And there were two Bytes in the Word; and nothing else existed. And God separated the One from the Zero; and he saw it was good.And God said – Let the Data be; And
A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask her how to get there and she says “Duh, big red truck?!.”
Q: Why did god give blonde’s 2 more brain cells than he gave cows? A: So they wouldn’t shit all over when you played with their tits.
A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding anniversary. The old man leans forward and says softly to his wife, “Dear, there is something that I must ask you. It has always bothered me that our tenth child never quite looked like the rest