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Frankenstein: Help, I’ve got a short circuit! Igor: Don’t worry, I’ll lengthen it.
Q: How do you get a blonde pregnant? A: Come in her shoes and let the flies do the rest.
Once upon a time when a Blonde was hard up for money, she decided to kidnap a child. So the next day she goes to a nearby playground and when nobody is looking, she pulls a random kid behind a tree and says, “You’re kidnapped, so be quiet and don’t
How was wire invented?Two lawyers pulling on a penny.