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Judi went to a “Dude Ranch” on vacation. The cowboypreparing the horses asked if she wanted a Western orEnglish saddle.Judi asked what the difference was.”Well, one has a horn and the other doesn’t.””Just get the one without the horn. I don’t thinkwe’ll run into too much traffic out here.”
Q: How do you know a blonde likes you? A: She screws you two nights in a row.
A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the fire truck was a Dalmatian dog. The children fell to discussing the dog’s duties. “They use him to keep crowds back,” said
Idiocy in the Computer World When I worked for a company that had a contract with 3M, 3M had asked me to write them a memo describing why we were having problems with diskette failures. I said in the memo that the disks were failing due to head crashes. “If
|Picard “Mr. LaForge, have you had any success with your attempts at finding a weakness in the Borg? And Mr. Data, have you been able to access their command pathways?”Geordi “Yes, Captain. In fact, we found the answer by searching through our archives on late Twentieth-century computing technology.”Geordi presses a
A blonde and a brunette are living together. The brunette came home from work one day and the blonde had a rope around her waist. The brunette asked why the rope was around her waist. The blonde said that she was trying to commit suicide. The brunette said, “You put