Q: How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity? A: Her crayons are still sticky.
This guy is walking through Chinatown. He is fascinated with all the Chinese Restaurants, the Chinese shops, the Chinese signs and banners on the buildings. He is having the best time just walking and looking. He turns a corner and sees a building with a sign “Hans Olaffsen’s Laundry”.”Hans Olaffsen?”,
|Costello calls Abbott with some questions about UNIX.Costello: What is the command that will tell me the revision code of a program?Abbott: Yes, that’s correct.Costello: No, what is it?Abbott: Yes.Costello: So, which is the one?Abbott: No. ‘which’ is used to find the program.Costello: Stop this. Who are you?Abbott: Use ‘who
I’m not so sure evolution is indeed a valid theory. I mean, thinkabout it — if it were, wouldn’t all blondes have grown handlesby now?
Q: How do you get a blonde off of your knees? A: Come.
Six Bad Days1. The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil spill in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later, in full view, they
486 – The average IQ needed to understand a P.C. state – of – the – art computer you can’t afford.Obsolete – Any computer you own.Microsecond – The time it takes for your State – of – the – art computer to become obsolete.Syntax Error – “Hello, I want to