Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy.Someone call the janitor – we’re going to need a mop”Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness”Spot! Spot! Come back with that! Bad Dog!Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what’s that?Hand
|If Microsoft Ran The IRS “Government should be run like a business.” We’ve all heard that chestnut. Here is how the Internal Revenue Service (nobody’s favorite government agency) would be like, if only it were run like Microsoft Corp. (a successful private enterprise). — The IRS, as always, announces new
Did you hear about the new paint on the market?It’s called Blonde. It’s not very bright, but it spreadseasy!
Q: How does a blonde moonwalk? A: She pulls down her panties and slides her ass along the floor!
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A Scottish old timer in Scotland, in a bar, talking to a young man.Old Man speaks; “Lad, look out there to the field. Do ya see that fence? Look how well it’s built. I built that fence stone by stone with me own two hands. I piled it for months.
|For the first bug of Christmas, my manager said to meSee if they can do it again.For the second bug of Christmas, my manager said to meAsk them how they did it andSee if they can do it again.For the third bug of Christmas, my manager said to meTry to