Blonde #1: Have you ever read Shakespeare?”Blonde #2: No, who wrote it?”
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Two blondes are passing by a fruit shop when the grocer calls to them, “Bananas! 50 cents each or three for a dollar!”The girls stop and look at each other. “Well I suppose we could always eat the third one!”
What’s the hardest part of milking a mouse ? Getting it to fit over a bucket !
Q: Why do men become smarter during sex? A: Because they are plugged into a genius.
61. Q: What do blondes do with their arseholes in the morning ? A: Pack their lunch and send them to work.62. Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does in the morning? A1: Introduces themself. A2: Walks home.63. Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her
Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?A: To see what was on the other side.