|WRITE IN C (sung to The Beatles “Let it Be”)When I find my code in tons of trouble,Friends and colleagues come to me,Speaking words of wisdom:”Write in C.”As the deadline fast approaches,And bugs are all that I can see,Somewhere, someone whispers””Write in C.”Write in C, write in C,Write in C,
An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess; the route they were flying had a stay-over in another city. Upon their arrival the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight.The next morning as the pilot was preparing
Q: How is a man like a snowstorm? A: You never know when he’s coming, how many inches you’ll get, or how long it will last.
81. Q: What do you call a hooker and four blondes? A: Regular price, four bucks, four bucks, four bucks, four bucks.82. Q: Why is a blonde like a door knob? A: ‘Cause everybody gets a turn.83. Q: Why is a blonde like railroad tracks? A: ‘Cause she’s been laid
A blonde goes into a world wide message center to send a message to her mother in Poland. The man tells her it will be $300. She exclaims, “I don’t have any money, but I would do ANYTHING to get a message to my mother in Poland!!!”To that the man
|Actual dialog of a former Customer Support employee: Support: “Ridge Hall computer assistant; may I help you?” Customer: “Yes, well, I’m having trouble with WordPerfect.” Support: “What sort of trouble?” Customer: “Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away.”, Support: “Went away?” Customer:”They
Q: Which is the odd one out – a refrigerator, a washing machine, a TV or a woman?A: The TV because all the others leak when they’re fucked!