|You’ve been in graphics too long if…by Chris ThornborrowMost of your friends can pronounce Gouraud first time. When you fist heard that some people used 16 million colours you wondered whatever for and continued to write colour-map tables for correct highlights on objects. You remember comp.graphics when there weren’t enough
Q1: How can you tell if a blonde’s been using the computer?A: There’s white-out on the screen.Q2: How can you tell if another blonde’s been using the computer?A: There’s writing on the white-out.Q: How can you tell if a blonde writes mysteries?A: She has a checkbook.Q: How can you tell
TOP TEN REASONS WHY THE STAR WARS CHARACTERS WOULD KICK BUTT IN THE STAR TREK UNIVERSE10) In the Star Wars Universe weapons are rarely, if ever, set on “STUN.”9) The Enterprise needs a huge engine room with an anti-matter unit and a crew of 20 just to go into warp.
|You know you have been on the computer too long when…When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”.When asked about a bus schedule, you wonder if it is 16 or 32 bits.When your wife says “If you don’t turn off that darn machine and come to bed, then I am
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Q: Why don’t women have men’s brains? A: Because they don’t have penises to put them in.
Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earings? A: They have to have some place to rest their ankles.Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive? A: Her ankles.Q: What’s the difference between a pit bull and a blonde with PMS? A: Lipstick.Q: Why do