Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?She missed.
Bill Gates tragically died in a car accident. Arriving at the pearly gates, he finds himself being sized up by St. Peter.”Well, Bill, I’m really confused on this call; I’m not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell. After all, you enormously helped society by putting a computer
Here’s one for you…what do men and linoleum have in common?If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them the rest of your life!
|Top Ten Signs You Bought A Bad ComputerLower corner of screen has the words “Etch-a-sketch” on it. It’s celebrity spokesman is that “Hey Vern!” guy. In order to start it you need some jumper cables and a friend’s car. It’s slogan is “Pentium: redefining mathematics”. The “quick reference” manual is
How do mice celebrate when they move home ? With a mouse warming party !
Q: Why is a man’s pee yellow and his sperm white? A: So he can tell if he is coming or going.
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A: Gifted!Q: How do blonde braincells die ? A: Alone.Q: How do you brainwash a blonde? A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down.Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette? A: