Q: Why are men like laxatives? A: They irritate the shit out of you.
Two men were out playing golf on a nice Saturday afternoon. They were getting frustrated, though, because the two women who were playing right in front of them were quite slow, and were holding up the men’s game. “Don’t they know they’re supposed to let us play through?” asked the
Two girls were roommates.One evening, Millie came running in, shedding clothes on the way to the bathroom.She yelled, “Hurry up Tillie, get ready for our date!”Tillie didn’t know anything about the date and said so.Millie explained that she’d met two really great looking guys and had made dates for both
|SEVEN SOFTWARE COMPANIES ADDED TO “WATCH LIST”New York, NJ, Nov. 11 — People for the Ethical Treatment of Software (PETS) announced today that seven more software companies have been added to the group’s “watch list” of companies that regularly practice software testing.”There is no need for software to be mistreated
Q. What does a woman’s asshole do when she is having an orgasm? A. He is usually home with the kids!
“Mr. Smith, I have reviewed this case very carefully,” the divorce court judge said, “and I’ve decided to give your wife $275 a week.” “That’s very fair, your honor,” the husband said. “And every now and then I’ll try to send her a few bucks myself.”
|Internet Addiction Disorder (IAD)As the incidence and prevalence of Internet Addiction Disorder (IAD) has been increasing exponentially, a support group. The Internet Addiction Support Group (IASG) has been established. Below are the official criteria for the diagnosis of IAD and subscription information for the IASG.A maladaptive pattern of Internet use,