|Picky, picky, picky. They hear what you say, but not what you mean. Beauty is only shell deep. When you ask what’s wrong, they say “nothing”. Can produce incorrect results with alarming speed. Always turning simple statements into big productions. Smalltalk is important. You do the same thing for years,
This chick walks into a doctor’s office and the nurse tells her to take off her clothes and that the doctor will be with her in a minute, so she does. The doctor walks in and take off his coat and starts to feel between her thighs. He asks “do
Nowe u two can rite gud!Howe two rite gudFrank L. ViscoVice-president and Senior Copywriter at US Advertising.My several years in the word game have learnt me several rules:Avoid alliteration. Always.Prepositions are not words to end sentences with.Avoid cliches like the plague. (They’re old hat.)Employ the vernacular.Eschew ampersands & abbreviations, etc.Parenthetical
Michael Jackson and the doctor are walking outof the delivery room after his wife gives birthto their son. Michael says, “How long before wecan have sex?”The doctor says, “At least wait until he’s walking.”
There is an old Indian Tribe in the Amazon and their chief is getting old and a new, young challenger wants to be chief.So the wise man of the tribe decides that whoever produces the loudest fart in a week will be chief.The first few days pass and neither the
Q: What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal while eating the clown?A: “Does this taste funny to you?”
|User(To the tune of Beck’s “Loser”)In the day of sysop nerds I was a flunkieJolt in my brains and body feeling chunkyWith the plastic mouse balls spray paint the CommodoreSystem install with the hard drive on the floorKill the process and put it in /dev/nullEmail flaming with the user hitting