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Do you know what a mice said when it saw a bat? Mom ! I see an angel.
Q: How is a penis like fishing? A: The small ones you throw back, the medium ones you eat, and the larger ones you mount.
A preschool teacher thought it would be interesting for her students to learn to identify different names for the various kinds of meats. One day, she cooked up several different meats and labeled them. As each student took a bite they were asked to identify the animal.Little Sherry took a
|Surfin’ the NetSo I think I’m in the clearthe boss is no where in sightI logon to the web and start to surfand then my hair stands up with frightthe footsteps coming down the hallare quickening in pacethere is no time to exitno way to save my faceso I press
A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports carand was pulled over by a woman police officer, who was also a blonde.The cop asked to see the blonde’s driver’s license. She dug through herpurse and was getting progressively more agitated.”What does it look like?” she
Q: Why do men have a hole in their penis? A: So they can think with an open mind.