Two guys are on duty at a french foreign legion fort. One says to the other one, “See that camel over there? I’ll bet you I can make him jump 30 feet in the air.The other guy says “No way”.The first guy walks around to the back of the camel
Q: Why do Blondes take the pill?A: So they know what day of the week it is.
|Webster’s Dictionary definition of Windows 95Windows95: n. 32 bit extensions and a graphical shell for a 16 bit patch to an 8 bit operating system originally coded for a 4 bit microprocessor, written by a 2 bit company, that can’t stand 1 bit of competition.
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I would be able to play the banjo. He said, “I’m doing surgery on your hand, not giving you a lobotomy.”
Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? A: Breasts don’t have eyes.
Confucius say…Woman who cooks beans and peas in same pot very unsanitary.Man who fart in church sit in own pew.Baseball very funny game–man with 4 balls no can walk!!Woman who dance while wearing jock strap have make believe ballroom.Man who fly plane upside down have crackup.Man with hole in pocket
Q: What do you call a smart blond?A: A golden retriever!