The McCartney kids are at the family ranch anxiouslyawaiting news of their mother. Paul emerges from his wife’s bedroom. “Kid’s……there’s good news and bad news.” “The bad news is your mother’s strength and will tolive has been sucked away by her awful disease and shedied a few moments ago” “The
Q: How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb A: Does it have to be a light bulb? I’ve got this neat candle holder…
Men are like cement. After getting laid, they take a long time to get hard.
Two newlyweds went on their honeymoon and were getting undressed together for the first time. He took off his shoes and socks and his toes were all twisted and discolored.”What happened to you feet?” his wife asked.”I had a childhood disease called tolio.””Don’t you mean polio?””No, tolio, it only affects
Q: Why did the blonde bake a chicken for three and a half days?A: It said cook it for half an hour per pound, and she weighed 125.
|Unleash the Power of Shift!Q: My shift keys have little arrows on them. Does that mean the *real* shift keys are located above them, and these keys are just little signs to point them out?A: Nope, they’re the Real McCoy. The little arrows mean “up”, as in “look up at
Q: How many DP’s does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One. No, two. No… How many do we have on the truck?