Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?A: She kept throwing out all the “W”s!
|My computer broke down. It crashed and burned! And for my AOL, I really yearned! I tried to stay busy…And keep it off my mind. It was worse than cigarettes, at least butts I can find!! So I went to Wal-Mart, and got on their pc. The cashier in electronics
A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter.Mother: “What does the cow say?”Child: “Moooo!”Mother: “Great! What does the cat say?”Child: “Meow.”Mother: “Oh, you’re so smart! What does the frog say?” And this wide-eyed little three-year-old looked up at her mother and replied, “Bud.”
Q: How many editors does it take to change a light bulb? A: If we change the light bulb, we’ll have to change everything.
“I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn’t study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people” — Former U.S. Vice-President Dan Quayle”They’re multipurpose. Not only do they put the clips on, but they take them
Q: What did the blonde do when her doctor told her she had sugar in her urine?A: She peed on her corn flakes.
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