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|Microsoft vs. GMAt a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated, “If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving twenty-five dollar cars that got 1000 mi/gal.” Recently General Motors addressed this
Stick your tongue out.Move it up and down.Relax.Now move it left and right.Well done! You have now completed Christopher Reeves workout video.
Q: How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin’ he looked doing it.
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A guy goes to visit his grandmother and he brings his friends with him.While he’s talking to his grandmother, his friend starts eating the peanuts on the coffee table, and finishes them off.As they’re leaving, his friend says to his grandmother, “Thanks for the peanuts.”She says, “Yeah, since I lost