Q: Did you hear about the new blonde paint? A: It’s not real bright, but it’s cheap, and spreads easy.
A woman feared that her husband was losing interest in her sexually. She went out and bought some very sexy lingerie, complete with crotchless panties. She posed herself in bed and awaited his arrival.When he came into the bedroom, she threw the sheets back, spread her legs, and said, “Welcome
Q: Did you hear about the blonde that robbed a bank?A: She tied up the safe and blew the guard!
|Cracking an international market is a goal of most growing corporations. It shouldn’t be that hard, yet even the big multi-nationals run into trouble because of language and cultural differences. For example, observe the following examples below.The name Coca-Cola in China was first rendered as Ke-kou-ke-la. Unfortunately, the Coke company
The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn’t paying attention in class.She called on him and said, “Johnny! what are 4, 2, 28 and 44?”Little Johnny quickly replied, “NBC, CBS, HBO and the Cartoon Network!”
Q: How many Camera Assistants does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Five: One to do it and four to tell you how they did it on the last job.
Q: How are women and rocks alike? A: You skip across the flat ones.