Q: How many PA’s does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Nine……..one to do it and eight others to wish they’d been asked.
Q: Whats the difference between a 90s woman and a – computer? A: A 90s woman won’t accept a three-and-a-half-inch floppy.
Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch.As they read the menu, the waitress comes over and asks Clinton,”Are you ready to order?” Clinton replies, “Yes, I’d like aquickie!””A quickie?!?” the waitress replies. “Sir, given the pastsituation of your personal life I don’t think that is
“Ways You Can Tell Your Pilot is on Drugs”10. All the in-flight meals are missing their dessert squares9. In between “May I” and “have your attention” there’s a 45 minute pause.8. He’s constantly yelling, “Take that, Red Baron!”7. Shuttle from New York to Boston includes stopover in Colombia6. His co-pilot:
|There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins were not invented in England or French fries in France. Sweetmeats are candies, while sweetbreads, which aren’t sweet, are meat. We take English for granted. But if we explore its paradoxes, we
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater. When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the man, “Sorry, sir, but you’re only allowed one seat.” The man groaned but didn’t budge. The usher became impatient. “Sir, if you don’t get up from
Q: How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: “Nobody said I needed doubles on that!”