Q: Why do women have tits? A: So men will talk to them.
Three Muslims died and went to Heaven. When they approached the gate, St. Peter said “Sorry, only Christians are allowed in Heaven.”The Muslims said “But we are good Christians!”St. Peter replied “Okay, if you’re good Christians then tell me what is Easter?”The first Muslim went up to St. Peter and
One day God came to Adam to pass on some news. “I’ve got some good news and some bad news”, God said.Adam looked at God and said, “Well, give me the good news first.”Smiling, God explained, “I’ve got two new organs for you.One is called a brain. It will allow
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A young lesbian goes to her gynecologist for her yearly pelvicexamination. She puts on the paper gown and awaits him to come intothe exam room. He instructs her to get up onto the table and placeher feet in the stirrups. As he is examining her she hears him saying “mmmm…
50 Things Women Would Do To Drive Men Crazy…1. Do not say what you mean. Ever.2. Be ambiguous. Always.3. Cry. Cry often. Tell them it’s their fault.4. Bring things up that were said, done, or thought months or years ago.5. Make them apologize for everything.6. Stash feminine products in their