Q: How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Well, first let’s talk about the concept behind this whole “light bulb” thing.
Q: Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning? A: They don’t have balls to scratch.
Q: How does an Amish father find his daughter in the field? A: Pretty good.
1. Psychiatrists say that one of four people are mentally ill. Check three friends. If they’re OK, you’re it.2. Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. “Yes” is the answer.3. Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check.4. A truly wise man never plays leapfrog
|For more than 30 years, New York magazine has run a contest in which contestants take a well-known foreign language expression, change a single letter, and provide a definition for the new expression. Here are some favorites.Harlez-vous fran硩s?CAN YOU DRIVE A FRENCH MOTOCYCLE? Cogito Eggo Sum.I THINK; THEREFORE I AM
Arnold Swartzeneger and Sylvester Stallone are making amovie about the lives of the great composers. Stallone says “I want to be Mozart.” Swartzeneger says: “In that case… I’ll be Bach.”
Q: How many Studio Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: We don’t know. Light bulbs last longer than studio executives.