Q: How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Executive Producers don’t screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
This guy is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years.One day, he sees a speck in the horizon. He thinks to himself, “It’s not a ship.” The speck gets a little closer and he thinks, “It’s not a boat.” The speck gets even closer and he thinks,
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|There were three Aggies; one crane operator, one pole climber, one guide. The guide tied the crane to the end of a pole. The crane operator would then pick the pole up on end. The climber climbed to the top and dropped a tape measure which the guide promptly read
Q: How many over eager PA’s does it take to screw in a li… A: Done!
Q: Why don’t men fake orgasm? A: Coz no man would pull those faces on purpose.
There’s this man who’s taking a walk around the red light districtuntil he passes a whorehouse with a blinking sign saying: “TheHooker With Three Breasts…”. The man get’s just a littleinterested and thinks “well… that could be a once in a lifetimeexperience”. So he goes in and walks up to