Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
Jack goes to the doctor and says “Doc I’m having trouble getting mypenis erect, can you help me?”After a complete examination the doctor tells Jack, “Well theproblem with you is that the muscles around the base of your penisare damaged. There’s really nothing I can do for you except ifyou’re
Went to lunch with a friend today to a new chicken place. We asked how they prepare their chickens.”We just tell them they’re going to die.”
|Facts about Americans. Did you know that . . .Only 30% of us can flare our nostrils.21% of us don’t make our bed daily. 5% of us never do.Men do 29% of laundry each week. Only 7% of women trust their husbands to do it correctly.40% of women have hurled
David Copperfield is doing his magic show and asks if anyone would like toshow him a trick. “I will”, replies a guy in the audience, “but I’m going to need your wife Claudia and a table.” “Ok”, says David and the guy gets on stage.He then bends Claudia over the
Q: How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: WHAT?
You know the worst thing about oral sex? The view.