Did you hear about the three ministers who were talking about their common problem with bats in the belfry of the church?The first: “I shot at them with a shotgun; but it only spoiled the woodwork.”The second: “I tried a more humane approach, netting them and releasing them 100 Km
|A Texan, while visiting Toronto, found himself in the back seat of a taxi cab on the way to his hotel. Passing by the Royal York the Texan asked the cab driver “What’s that building there?” “That’s the Royal York Hotel” replied the cabbie. “The Royal York? How long did
Mike Tyson gets out of jail and proceeds to do what he does best… find a woman with whom he may “commiserate”. After a wild night of getting it on, it’s time for the young lady to leave. As she’s getting dressed, she and Mike are having a conversation. She
Q: How many Screenwriters does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The bulbs IN and it’s staying IN!
I love the lines men use to get us into bed. “Please, I’ll only put it in for a minute.” What am I, a microwave?
THE MAN’S POINTS SYSTEMFor all you guys out there who just can’t figure it out, here itis:In the world of romance, one single rule applies: Make the womanhappy. Do something she likes & you get points. Do something shedislikes & points are subtracted. You don’t get any points for doingsomething
How do you know if you are a geek?Your computer cost $6,000 and your car cost $500.00