Q: How many 2nd AD’s does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Uh…standby, I’ll check on that.
If it weren’t for pick-pocketers, I’d have no sex life at all.
St. Peter has a day-off from his duties at the gates to Heaven and Jesus is standing in for him. Whilst ‘booking-in’ the new arrivals Jesus notices an old man in the queue who seems familiar. When this man gets to the front of the queue Jesus asks him his
Pat Williams, general manager of the Orlando Magic, on his team’s woeful record:”We can’t win at home. We can’t win on the road. As general manager, I just can’t figure out where else to play.”
|A Frenchman, an Englishman and a New Yorker were captured by cannibals. The chief comes to them and says, “The bad news is that now we’ve caught you and we’re going to kill you. We will put you in a pot, cook you, eat you and then we’re going to
Lady Di is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter. Peter asks: “Oh dear, what happened to you?” Di answers: “I died in a car crash, but wait till you see my friend, he looks much worse”. Half an hour later Dodi shows up and St. Peter says: “My
Q: How many 1st AD’s does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Why are you asking me that question? Can’t you see I’m busy!