|The Americans and Russians at the height of the arms race realized that if they continued in the usual manner they were going to blow up the whole world. One day they sat down and decided to settle the whole dispute with one dog fight. They’d have five years to
A little boy was learning about God in his church, and he was talking to his mother about it. She, not wanting to place prejudice in the little boy’s mind, sat him and said: “God is not a man or a woman, and God is not black or white.”To which
Q: How many UPM’s does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None! If you’d just make it a day exterior we wouldn’t be screwing around with all these damn light bulbs!”
Wife: “Why don’t you ever callout my name when we’re making love?” ! Husband: “Because I don’t want to wake you.”
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are you doing here today?”Woman: “Oh, I’m here to donate some blood. They’re going to give me $5 for it.”Man: “Hmm, that’s interesting. I’m here to donate sperm, myself. But they pay me $25.”The woman looked thoughtful
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Did you know that Mike Tyson has an upcoming bout with Prince Charles? It seems that no-one else has big enough ears to go 12 rounds.