A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, “You are going tomeet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything aboutyou.”The frog says, “This is great! Will I meet her at a party, orwhat?””No,” says the psychic. “Next semester in her biology class.”
Net News – The Vatican has no gone on line with its own interactive website.The site is said to offer meany great new features including a downloadable picture of Jesus Christ which will bounce around your screen after a preset length of time.It has been christened the ‘screen saviour’……..
|We yell for the Government to balance the budget, then take the last dime we have to make the down payment on a car. We whip the enemy in battle, then give them the shirt off our backs. We yell for speed laws that will stop fast driving, then won’t
Homer: Boy, you don’t have to follow in my footsteps.Bart: Don’t worry, I don’t even like using the bathroom after you.Homer: Why you little — !
Q: How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One — but it’s an 8 hour minimum.
One day, Adam sat outside the Garden of Eden shortly after eating the apple, and wondered about men and women. So looking up to the heavens he says, “Excuse me GOD, can I ask you a few questions?”GOD replied, “Go on Adam but be quick I have a world to
A boy was bagging groceries at a supermarket. One day the store installed a machine for squeezing fresh orange juice.Intrigued, the young man asked if he could be allowed to work the machine, but his request was denied.Said the store manager, “Sorry, kid, but baggers can’t be juicers.”