Q: How many journalists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Three. One to report it as an inspired government program to bring light to the people, one to report it as a diabolical government plot to deprive the poor of darkness, and one to win a pulitzer
One of the nation’s largest soup manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America’s shelves this week with their newest Soup creation, “Clinton Soup”, that will honor one of the nation’s most distinguished men. It consists primarily of a small weenie in hot water!Chrysler Corporation is adding a new
One Friday morning, a teacher came up with a novel way to motivateher class. She told them that she would read a quote and the firststudent to correctly identify who said it would receive the rest ofthe day off.She started with “This was England’s finest hour.” Little Suzyinstantly jumped up
Reporter: What made you go out on that dangerous pond ice and risk your life to save a friend? Boy Hero: I had to do it. He had my skates on.
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: “For Women Only”. Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works…”We have 5 floors. Go up
Democrats V. Republicans What it all boils down to ISSUE | DEMOCRATS | REPUBLICANS——————————————————————-criminals | Give them a second | Give them the swift | chance | sword of death——————————————————————-the poor | Give them some food | Give them the swift | | sword of death——————————————————————-endangered | give them protection
Reporter: To what do you attribute your old age? Old Man: To the fact that I was born in 1890.