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Democrats V. Republicans

Democrats V. Republicans What it all boils down to ISSUE | DEMOCRATS | REPUBLICANS——————————————————————-criminals | Give them a second | Give them the swift | chance | sword of death——————————————————————-the poor | Give them some food | Give them the swift | | sword of death——————————————————————-endangered | give them protection | Give them the swiftspecies | | sword of death——————————————————————-dictators | give them a way out | Give them the swift | | sword of death——————————————————————-the uninsured | Give them some | Given them the swift | health care | sword of death——————————————————————-the cost | $9,000,000,000, | $29.95 | 000,000,000 | (cost of one sword)——————————————————————-