1. Compaq is considering changing the command “Press Any Key” to “Press Return Key” because of the flood of calls asking where the “Any” key is.2. AST technical support had a caller complaining that her mouse was hard to control with the dust cover on. The cover turned out to
|Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you’re right, but he just hasn’t realized it yet. Airhead (er*hed) n. What a woman intentionally becomes when pulled over by a policeman. Bar-be-que (bar*bi*q) n. You bought the groceries, washed the lettuce, chopped the tomatoes, diced the onions, marinated the meat
Frank Sinatra, “Old Blue Eyes,” has died.Frank will now be known as “Old Closed Eyes.”
Q: How do you know when a trumpet player is at your door? A: The doorbell shrieks!
Q: What’s the ultimate embarrassment for a blonde? A: When her ben-wa balls set off the airport metal detector.
One day Rastus and Liza Jane were sitting at the bus stop when Rastus ups and asks, “Liza Jane can I’s look up your dress before the bus gets here?”Liza Jane was startled and said, “No Rastus you cain’t!”Well Rastus persisted and persisted till finally Liza Jane said, “Alright if’n
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